Recorded and produced by Ben Brooks in Lakewood, WA.

This is not my full time job. (I wish.)

Disclosures

I own stock in UPS, Microsoft, Abercrombie & Fitch, and Oracle. I have owned this stock since 1999 and seriously doubt that it clouds my judgment — as should be evident from my general lack of dogging on other clothiers. Though I only ship with UPS, so there probably is some shipping industry bias.